Evidence that the child is, in fact, mine...

When encountering Sam for the first time, people usually respond with either,

"Oh, my God! He looks just like his father."

or

"Well, we know who his daddy is."

or

"He is his father made over."

If you need proof that I really did carry this child for 9 months, here it is.

Yep. That's right...those are books in his crib. Books that he now must have with him in order to fall asleep. I have to go in and take them out after he's taken his trip to the Land of Nod.

I couldn't be happier. Told you he's mine.