Veni, vidi, vici...

I came, I saw, I conquered...the beach.

I have ingested pounds of seafood, spent hours in the water, and acquired quite a nasty sunburn. (I'm not proud of it.) We have had a wonderful time, and we definitely needed a quick beach vacation.

The problem? I miss Sam--I can't wait to suck on his fat little cheeks. I will probably trip Anthony in order to get to the kid first.

Hope the husband doesn't sustain major injuries, but I'm prepared to do whatever is necessary.